Winter is coming fast and it’s going to be cold this season! Some would think drinking some regular chicken noodle soup or hot chocolate will be enough to beat the cold.
BUT THEY’RE WRONG.
What you need is Hormel’s spicy chili to blaze the inside of stomach and turn you into a human furnace.
Hormel’s chili is made with the freshest vegetables to keep your body in peak physique. The beef is grounded into perfection, that you’ll swear you’re eating the finest slab of steak you’ll ever eat in your freaking life!
And the best part? YOU GET 15 GRAMS OF PROTIEN IN A CAN, SO YOU CAN BUILD YOUR MUSCLES AND KEEP THAT FRIGID BODY OF YOURS BLAZING AS YOU TREK THROUGH THE COLD STREETS LIKE YOUR IN THE TUNDRA.
AND THE CHILI CAN STAY FRESH IN A CAN FOR YEARS! SO, YOU CAN STOCKPILE THEM IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES, LIKE IF YOUR HOUSE GETS SNOWED IN AND YOU’RE TRAPED FOR DAYS.
THE CHILI IS ALSO GOOD IF YOU’RE SICK. MOST REGULAR PEOPLE JUST DRINK CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP AND THINK THAT’S ENOUGH TO GET THE FLEM OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. BUT WE AT HORMEL SAY SCREW THAT AND GRAB A CAN OF SPICY CHILI, THE SPICES MAKE YOUR NOSTRILS ERUPT LIKE A VOLCANO TO PURGE THE DIESEASE RIGHT OUT’VE YA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgpNqrR318U
ARE YOU HUNGRY AND FREEZING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COLD AND NOTHING TO EAT? WELL GOOD NEWS, HORMEL CHILI IS THERMIST COMPATIBLE! WHICH MEANS YOU CAN TAKE HORMEL ANYWHERE, AND IT STAYS PIPING HOT FOR HOURS EVEN IN THE COLDEST BLIZZARD!
ARE YOU A VEGETARION? NO PROBLEM, WE HAVE VEGETARION OPTIONS AVAILABLE!
WANT CHILI DOGS FOR THOSE INDOOR COOKOUTS BUT DON’T LIKE BEANS. THEN GOOD NEWS, WE HAVE BEANLESS CHILI SO YOU CAN HAVE THAT BEEFY SOUP GOODNESS WITHOUT ANY OF THE BEANS GETTING IN THE WAY!
DON’T LIKE BEEF? NO PROBLEM! WE HAVE OTHER MEAT CHILI LIKE WHITE CHICKEN AND TURKEY.
AND WHERE CAN YOU GET OUR GREAT CHILI AT? EITHER AT OUR WEBSITE OR AT ANY GROCERY STORE NEAR YOU!
https://www.hormel.com/brands/hormel-chili/
AND REMEMBER: DON’T LET THE COLD SEASON BEAT YOU, BLAZE THROUGH WITH HORMEL’S CHILI TODAY!
