Have you ever been getting ready for a really important interview and can’t find something to wear? Or have you ever struggled to find the best outfit for date night? What about a casual family get together that you just can’t seem to dress right for. Well this product will be the solution to all of those problems and more!!
Introducing the Thneed! The thneed is a hand knitted, highly versatile piece of fabric. It is intended to be used in day to day life, in a multitude of aspects! It can function as an outfit, an accessory, or even home decor. It will certainly meet all of your ‘thneeds’! (ba dum tsh)
The thneed comes in a variety of colors ranging from greyscale, to hot hot pink!! It also comes in a variety of materials including (but not limited to) cotton, polyester, twine, and wool!
With such a versatile product you must be asking yourself “What exactly can this thing do?”. Well look no further, this advertisement will tell you exactly that!!
The thneed can be used as:
- Articles of clothing!
- Shirts
- Pants
- Gloves
- Socks
- Underwear
- Hats
- Shoes
- Tank-tops
- Dresses
- Blouses
- Skirts
- Shorts
- Sandals
- Headbands
- Wigs
- Bracelets
- Necklaces
- Scarfs
- Shawls
- Household decor!
- Rugs
- Blankets
- Lampshades
- Pillows
- Tapestry
- Curtains
- Household Appliances!
- Towels
- Sponges
- Bowls
- Storage Containers
- Other Items!
- Dog Collar
- Dog Leash
- Net
- Umbrella
- Hammock
- Trampoline
- Picnic Blankets
You can purchase a thneed for only $35.99! That’s right, only $35.99 for a product that will make your life so much easier! Who could pass up such an amazing, life changing product? If you purchase a Thneed today, you can purchase another one for half off the current price in five years!
